I’m writing a novel. Okay, a few novels. Yeah, attention span of a magpie. And when I say I’m writing a novel, what I really mean is I stare at my laptop. I make coffee. I stare at my laptop some more, and then I Netflix. I call Netflixing “research” because I can’t bear the thought of “procrastinating” to be part of my process. But who am I kidding. We writers are procrastinators until, one day, it all spills out like a shit storm. Am I right?
I’m writing a novel.
Gotta go Netflix now…